How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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