i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
