yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Randomize
