is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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