You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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