i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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