David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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