Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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