Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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