Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I have so many feelings about this burrito
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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