Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
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