Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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