a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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