D3 body, D1 cock
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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