ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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