his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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