No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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