Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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