adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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