I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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