My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Shame is for Republicans.
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