I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Text me some of your sweat
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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