do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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