We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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