I don't think brook has ever known best
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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