So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Randomize
