Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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