She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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