Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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