You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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