Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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