Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
someone owes me an orgasm
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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