Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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