I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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