i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Randomize
