He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
