i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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