I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
