so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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