dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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