I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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