We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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