quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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