fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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