butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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