Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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