i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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