sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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