umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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