If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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