escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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