Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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