i just google imaged poop.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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