IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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