Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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