so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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