why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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