why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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